A: I get embarrassed by engagement photos.
S: They are so weird. Why do they exist?
A: So you can remember what you looked like kissing in a barn before you were married?
S: Wearing matching crisp white button down shirts at a farm, just a regular day.
A: Whispering in her ear while she sits on a fence and laughs (still at the farm, probably near the meadow).
S: Being fake delighted that your fiance handed you a bouquet of of multi-colored balloons.
A: Getting a piggyback ride on a country lane near a covered bridge.
S: Closing your eyes with foreheads touching, but not messing up each other's hair.
A: Holding hands, just barely, and looking into each other's eyes in a corn field.
A: Same picture, from behind.
Life is a game, and True Love is a trophy.