People with Some Degree of Celebrity Status to Whom I Wish I'd Served Coffee Before I Left My Job at Starbucks (Vol. 1)
~ Charlie Sheen
“Did you know that it won’t accept “Jew” or “Arab”, but it accepts both “black” and “white”? This game is racist.” —My friend Kate, on Words with Friends
People who make you wait while they back into an angled parking space.